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X says If all mankind descended from Adam and Eve who only had two sons like the bible says, then it means we are all products of incest which according to the same bible is major sin.
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# 140664 All of mankind is descended of a man and a woman who had two sons. Think about that. Take as much time as you need.
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←Rate | 11-20-2013 23:39 by Realist

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Jae
Thursday November 21, 2013 @ 06:54 AM

Maybe you should educate yourself before you make unfunny jokes. Adam and Eve had way more children than two.

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Anonymous
Thursday November 21, 2013 @ 03:04 PM

Jae still believes in fairy tales

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Muppety Mark
Friday November 22, 2013 @ 05:14 PM

The BIBLE states that Adam and Eve were the FIRST man and woman to be created but it doesn't state that they were the ONLY man and woman to be created. It's all about interpretation.

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DJ Trey
Monday November 25, 2013 @ 12:41 PM

"Anonymous" is a fairy tale and a bigot.

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