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X says All of mankind is descended of a man and a woman who had two sons. Think about that. Take as much time as you need.
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# 140683 If all mankind descended from Adam and Eve who only had two sons like the bible says, then it means we are all products of incest which according to the same bible is major sin.
# 12091 Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words "mank" and "ind." What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so is mankind.
# 144452 Oh the irony of these ugly and fat mother’s insisting and demanding that their sons only marry a woman who is beautiful and slender.

←Rate | 11-20-2013 15:58

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V
Wednesday November 20, 2013 @ 10:21 PM

You forget that Noah and his family were the only ones saved from the great flood. Take as much time as you need

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Jack
Thursday November 21, 2013 @ 09:54 AM

You both forgot that you are putting way too much stock in fairy tales and silliness...

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Reality Check
Thursday November 21, 2013 @ 10:41 AM

Christian Mythology at it's best.

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Me
Friday November 22, 2013 @ 01:47 PM

By all accounts Noah was related by blood to his wife - how does that change the original post? Starting over doesn't change where they came from.

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Muppety Mark
Friday November 22, 2013 @ 05:17 PM

The BIBLE states that Adam and Eve were the FIRST man and woman to be created but it doesn't state that they were the ONLY man and woman to be created. It's all about interpretation.

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DJ Trey
Monday November 25, 2013 @ 12:43 PM

Jack and Reality Check are fairy tales and bigots.

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