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X says Today I was walking down the street and a cop stop me, he asked me if I had a police record ...I said yes ....Every Breath You Take and Don't Stand So Close To Me........ Thank-God, I got bonded, my cellmate Roxanne was just a little weird!
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←Rate | 10-15-2013 19:44 by Lil-David

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Lil-David
Wednesday October 16, 2013 @ 08:36 PM

It would have been. But every breath you take, don't stand so close to me, and Roxanne are all Police songs (The Group) But TY HotTea

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