Funny Status Message #127089
X I feel so blessed that the government protects my family and I from the dangers of gay marriage so we can safely go buy some assault weapons
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Kdogg
Thursday March 28, 2013 @ 06:57 PM
Thursday March 28, 2013 @ 06:57 PM
Band? Really? And all you need is about 15 minutes and you can get any "band" assault weapons you want.
Music massacre
Friday March 29, 2013 @ 02:52 AM
Friday March 29, 2013 @ 02:52 AM
Band? are you going to smash someone's head with the cymbals?
Twiztid Chaos
Friday March 29, 2013 @ 03:49 PM
Friday March 29, 2013 @ 03:49 PM
I rest my case. Our gene pool needs a lot of bleach. The obvious slips the standard concept of the message.
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Thursday March 28, 2013 @ 06:03 PM
To bad "Assault" weapons are already band. Military and Law Enforcement are the only organization that are allowed to have "Assault" weapons. Yay uninformed liberals.