Funny Status Message #66523
X says The government today, announced that it's changing it's emblem from a Bald Eagle to a CONDOM, because it more accurately reflects the government 's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects
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Sunday August 7, 2011 @ 07:09 AM
(Continued) a bunch of #$%$ and gives you a sense of security while you're being screwed. It just doesn't get more accurate than that!