Funny Status Message #126308

X Who the hell invented Bull Riding? "Hey, I'm gonna hop on that 2,000 pound pissed off animal...Time me!!!"
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# 124174 Sometimes I confuse sex with bull riding because my goal for both is to stay on for 8 seconds.

←Rate | 03-17-2013 12:44 by Marshall the Great

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