Funny Status Message #121295
X says Lord, I did as you asked and loved my neighbor. But now her husband is outside with a gun and… OMG NO STEVE I WAS DOING THE LORD'S WORK!!!
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Wednesday January 9, 2013 @ 01:44 PM
In typical fashion, you have no concept of what it means to either love your neighbor or do the Lord's work. Just to try and make a joke... and not a good one at that.