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X I bought some of that new emo lawn seed the other day... Yeah, It was a little more expensive,,, but the grass cuts itself.
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# 36843 The old saying "The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence"....is it? Or maybe you just need to get up off UR lazy ass and mow the lawn, water it, pull some weeds, fertilize it, take care of your own grass and stop looking over the fence
# 209758 The NY Times estimate of how many would die from USAID cuts *this year* is staggering. Two million from AIDS relief cuts, half a million from vaccine cuts from food aid cuts each, 600,000 from of malaria and tuberculosis cuts.... are we having fun yet?
# 63086 if I would of known that buying a new ride-on lawn mower, my wife would mow the lawn all the time, I would of bought it 10 years ago.

←Rate | 10-20-2012 08:00 by snotty

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