Funny Status Message #114253
X says wanna have something hidden forever? Give it to your wife
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- # 7758 wonders if people understand how big of an idiot they sound like when they say they'll give something 110% etc. Its impossible to give more than 100%. That's it. 100% is to a whole what infinity is to forever. That's all you get.
- # 91955 I only take half a vitamin because I haven't decided if I wanna live forever.
- # 95046 Just received a text from my wife saying, "You're a childish prick sometimes." I was so annoyed. I thought I'd hidden her phone really well this time. :(
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