Funny Status Message #112153

X is going to try to act my age tonight!! Said no cougar ever :)
status message box

Related Status Messages:

# 75515 Definition of a cougar status: The cougar comes out in you after 22 years living in the zoo behind bars with an a$$hole, then one day you wake up and leave the a$$hole behind bars and escape into the wild jungle....freedom to be yourself!!!
# 199310 Raisins are the Cougar of Grapes
# 13179 my best friend said the best sex he ever had was with a cougar......i don't even like big cats

←Rate | 09-22-2012 22:34

Comments (0)

Comments with offensive language will be automatically deleted within 24 hours. By Commenting, you agree to these terms.

Funny Facebook Statuses

Site Links