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X is Today, I had my girlfriend over to meet my parents. After dinner, we were in the living room talking. My dad thought it would be funny to grab our cat, stick it down his shirt, then pretend to give birth to it, with sound effects.
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←Rate | 09-14-2012 22:49 by BEGO

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Yourbusted
Saturday September 15, 2012 @ 01:36 AM

You know its bad around here when people start taking posts of FML and putting them here as their own..

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