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X Guys are always saying they get their woman to make them a sandwich right after sex. If she can walk straight after having sex, you're doing it wrong! Go make your own damn sandwich!
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←Rate | 08-19-2012 22:59 by MTG

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Geek Martyr
Friday May 6, 2016 @ 05:46 PM

If YOU can walk straight after sex, you're doing it wrong!

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