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   messageicon Guys are always saying they get their woman to make them a sandwich right after sex. If she can walk straight after having sex, you're doing it wrong! Go make your own damn sandwich!
←Rate | 08-19-2012 22:59 by MTG Comments (3)  


   messageicon I cheated on my husband twice, now I want to lecture you about family values.
←Rate | 04-11-2022 11:35 by MTG Comments (0)  



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