Funny Status Message #109302

X says I can turn wine into sex.
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# 170400 We don't know if Mary ever made Jesus turn her water into wine because there wasn't social media back then for Moms to talk about wine on.
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# 35579 Jesus turned water into wine!..ok..I can turn my whole paycheck into beer BAH!!!...your turn Jesus.

←Rate | 08-17-2012 13:38

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