Funny Status Message #107533

X says Remember, ladies...It's better to wake up with a mysterious gash on your finger than a mysterious finger in your gash.
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# 167773 The Lord works in mysterious ways...like when he sent that alligator to drag the toddler off, right in front of his horrified parents. It's all part of His wonderful, divine plan! How mysterious.... Amen!
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# 174870 Put your index fingers together and keep your eyes on your left finger while slowly moving your hands apart. While still looking at your left finger, touch your nose with your right finger. Now stop doing that.

←Rate | 07-28-2012 12:08

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