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openquote Im a new born baby in the womb...my mother doesnt want anything to do with me so she decides to have me killed...the doctors take out all of my body parts one by one...finally im dead.! i thought all mothers was supposed to love their unborn child...closequote
- Tdc Creations
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openquote "Solutions are not the answer."closequote
- Richard Nixon- Former President
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openquote The things you say the things you do are so stupid i got to go poopclosequote
- Leelee
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openquote The things you say the things you do are so stupid i got to go poopclosequote
- Leelee
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openquote I seriously hope you guys don't do this.closequote
- George Costanza
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openquote Life is full of difficulties, meet them and treat them, face them and defeat them.closequote
- Anonymus
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openquote Asbest macht mich unglaublich geilclosequote
- Bili
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openquote Ich sage ihnen Herr Lustig, jetzt kommen sie ehrlichclosequote
- Hermann Paschulke
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openquote Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the bestclosequote
- Frank Zappa
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openquote Fick mich und nenn mich Sallyclosequote
- Du
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openquote War, war never changes.closequote
- Frank Zappa
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openquote Livin' an' dyin'closequote
- Phil Lynott
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openquote Fick mich du miserabler Hurensohn!closequote
- Frank Zappa
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openquote I still press your letters to my lips.
And cherish them in parts of me,
Then savor every kiss.closequote
- Slipknot - Snuff
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openquote It takes only 1 man to kill 1 man
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- Alex Phillips
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openquote Emptiness is filling me to the point of agonyclosequote
- Metallica Fade To Black
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openquote They say that love is forever, your forever is all that I need.closequote
- Sleeping With Sirens
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openquote My heart is with you 'till the very end.closequote
- Sleeping With Sirens
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openquote You've done enough, you are enough. Let's fall asleep tonight, I hold you close and show you your not broken.closequote
- Sleeping With Sirens
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openquote You've done enough, you are enough. Let's fall asleep tonight, I hold you close and show you your not broken.closequote
- Sleeping With Sirens
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