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If you're up for anything, be prepared to have to live it down.

- Linda Poindexter

<--Rate | Submitted: 2011-06-30 08:22:22 by Linda Beth

And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...

- Stephenie Meyer

<--Rate | Submitted: 2011-06-30 03:43:34 by Ellie

Son: mom can I go out? Mom: why do ask questions you already know the answer to.

- Parent

<--Rate | Submitted: 2011-06-30 01:07:25 by Darick

People who procrastinate always have something to look forward to.

- Linda Poindexter

<--Rate | Submitted: 2011-06-29 19:55:06 by Linda Beth

Laughter is contagious....expose yourself to it regularly.

- Linda Poindexter

<--Rate | Submitted: 2011-06-29 18:54:24 by Linda Beth

A girl called reanna always is called a shelley.

- Reannabanna

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Whenever anything goes wrong, blame your ancestors. They started it!

- Linda Poindexter

<--Rate | Submitted: 2011-06-29 18:45:27 by Linda Beth

Don't take yourself too seriously...no one else does.

- Linda Poindexter

<--Rate | Submitted: 2011-06-29 18:41:47 by Linda Beth

Time waits for no one....except the watch repairman.

- Linda Poindexter

<--Rate | Submitted: 2011-06-29 18:40:40 by Linda Beth

Why does a woman always tell you to watch her purse when it doesn't do anything?

- Linda Poindexter

<--Rate | Submitted: 2011-06-29 18:39:20 by Linda Beth

By the time you get life figured out, there isn't much of it left.

- Linda Poindexter

<--Rate | Submitted: 2011-06-29 18:35:06 by Linda Beth

Sometimes it is better to enjoy the shade than to bask in the sunlight.

- Linda Poindexter

<--Rate | Submitted: 2011-06-29 18:27:54 by Linda Beth

When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

- Unknown

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You dont know what its like to be like me. To be hurt to feel lost to be left out in the dark. To be kicked when your down to feel like youve been pushed around.

- Simple Plan, Welcome To My Life

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Gloomy is Sunday,
With shadows I spend in all
My heart and i
Have decided to end it all
Soon there'll be flowers
And prayers that are sad I know
let them not weep

- Mel

<--Rate | Submitted: 2011-06-27 15:41:15 by "gloomy Sunday" By Emile Autumn, Billie Holiday, And A Bun

Dead is the new alive
Despair's the new survival
A pointless point of view
Give in, give in, give in, give in
You play the game
You'll never win

- Emilie Autumn, Dead Is The New Alive

<--Rate | Submitted: 2011-06-27 15:33:20 by Mel

You're going to catch a clold, From the ice inside your sould. Dont come back for me. Who do you think you are?

- Christina Perri, Jar Of Hearts

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He who sleeps on the floor will not fall off the bed.

- Munib Ch

<--Rate | Submitted: 2011-06-26 06:31:26 by Munib

Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things and good things never die