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Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.!
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Submitted: 06-26-2011 01:51 by ruftas | Tags: Deleted Comments (0)


Boy : Hey, what would you do if I punch you.? Girl : I'll punch you too. Boy : What if I slap you.? Girl : I'll slap you back. Boy : What if I love you.? Girl : ...
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Submitted: 06-26-2011 01:52 by ruftas | Tags: Deleted Comments (0)


U have 10 fish, 5 drown, 3 come back to life. How many fish do you have..? Stop counting stupid one. Fish can't drown.
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Submitted: 06-26-2011 01:52 by ruftas | Tags: Deleted Comments (0)


I have learned more from Google than from school.
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Submitted: 11-18-2012 22:57 by ruftas Comments (0)

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