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Chuck Norris can read lady gage's poker face
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Submitted: 12-01-2009 15:39 Comments (2)


Jet Li is the Chinese version of Chuck Norris
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Submitted: 03-31-2011 00:14 by Mike Comments (1)


"Chuck Norris doesn't go to hell, Hell goes to Chuck Norris!!!"
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Submitted: 06-07-2011 07:39 Comments (0)


"To the person who said Chuck Norris once flushed a condom.. later the ninja turtles were born,"" Chuck Norris doesn't wear a condom because there is no protection from Chuck Norris...Duh..."""
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Submitted: 06-01-2011 10:54 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris broke a vice trying to crack his knuckles.
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Submitted: 04-05-2011 17:49 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris came from future to protect Terminator
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Submitted: 05-11-2011 06:24 Comments (0)


Brittney Griner is what happens when little girls drink Chuck Norris's sweat
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Submitted: 03-26-2012 20:44 Comments (0)


"Chuck Norris has actually been dead for the last 5 years, but the grim reaper is too scared to tell him"
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Submitted: 12-15-2011 19:36 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.
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Submitted: 11-09-2012 12:59 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris taught Al Bundy how to score 4 touchdowns in a high School Football Game
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Submitted: 03-21-2011 14:55 by migasjoe Comments (0)


"Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back."
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Submitted: 12-08-2011 00:08 by g0re Comments (0)


"Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad"
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Submitted: 05-23-2013 18:02 by Chilli Comments (0)


When Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity he went out and found it.
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Submitted: 02-17-2011 05:30 by Seddy90 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris made dorry stop swiming
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Submitted: 05-02-2012 14:59 by biggydickson Comments (0)


Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus’ birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
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Submitted: 12-14-2011 01:16 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris counted to infinity... twice
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Submitted: 11-04-2013 17:37 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris's email is gmail@chucknorris.com
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Submitted: 06-19-2013 15:58 by J.D. Comments (0)


Chuck Norris deleted his Facebook & created fist book!
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Submitted: 01-06-2011 23:57 by Carolynn is done with Norris jokes..for now Comments (0)


I don't need walls around my heart... why? because Chuck Norris is guarding it
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Submitted: 12-17-2010 20:28 Comments (0)


The movie Anaconda was shot it Chuck Norris's underwear...
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Submitted: 10-26-2010 13:48 by Pank Comments (0)


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