Chuck Norris Sayings (beta)

"This is Chuck Norris, you guys need to stop talking about me, talk sh¡t get h¡t"

Submitted: 12-14-2011 12:33 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris created swine flu when he sneezed on a pig and it exploded

Submitted: 08-26-2009 14:31 by Green Lantern Comments (0)

Jet Li is the Chinese version of Chuck Norris

Submitted: 03-31-2011 00:14 by Mike Comments (1)

"Chuck Norris has actually been dead for the last 5 years, but the grim reaper is too scared to tell him"

Submitted: 12-15-2011 19:36 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris taught Al Bundy how to score 4 touchdowns in a high School Football Game

Submitted: 03-21-2011 14:55 by migasjoe Comments (0)

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

Submitted: 11-09-2012 12:52 Comments (0)

"Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back."

Submitted: 12-08-2011 00:08 by g0re Comments (0)

"Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad"

Submitted: 05-23-2013 18:02 by Chilli Comments (0)

"Chuck Norris doesn't go to hell, Hell goes to Chuck Norris!!!"

Submitted: 06-07-2011 07:39 Comments (0)

"To the person who said Chuck Norris once flushed a condom.. later the ninja turtles were born,"" Chuck Norris doesn't wear a condom because there is no protection from Chuck Norris...Duh..."""

Submitted: 06-01-2011 10:54 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris broke a vice trying to crack his knuckles.

Submitted: 04-05-2011 17:49 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris came from future to protect Terminator

Submitted: 05-11-2011 06:24 Comments (0)

Brittney Griner is what happens when little girls drink Chuck Norris's sweat

Submitted: 03-26-2012 20:44 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris can read lady gage's poker face

Submitted: 12-01-2009 15:39 Comments (2)

Chuck Norris counted to infinity... twice

Submitted: 11-04-2013 17:37 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris's email is gmail@chucknorris.com

Submitted: 06-19-2013 15:58 by J.D. Comments (0)

When Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity he went out and found it.

Submitted: 02-17-2011 05:30 by Seddy90 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris made dorry stop swiming

Submitted: 05-02-2012 14:59 by biggydickson Comments (0)

Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus’ birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.

Submitted: 12-14-2011 01:16 Comments (0)

I don't need walls around my heart... why? because Chuck Norris is guarding it

Submitted: 12-17-2010 20:28 Comments (0)