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"Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris finds you. "
There was never a giraffe until Chuck Norris upper-cutted a zebra
"Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris deflected all three bullets with his beard. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement."
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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris
"Google ""Where is Chuck Norris"" and click ""I'm feeling lucky""...You're welcome."
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Wondering how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could Chuck Norris
"This is Chuck Norris, you guys need to stop talking about me, talk sh¡t get h¡t"
Chuck Norris created swine flu when he sneezed on a pig and it exploded
Jet Li is the Chinese version of Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris broke a vice trying to crack his knuckles.
Chuck Norris came from future to protect Terminator
"Chuck Norris has actually been dead for the last 5 years, but the grim reaper is too scared to tell him"
Brittney Griner is what happens when little girls drink Chuck Norris's sweat
Chuck Norris taught Al Bundy how to score 4 touchdowns in a high School Football Game
"Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back."
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
"Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad"
"Chuck Norris doesn't go to hell, Hell goes to Chuck Norris!!!"