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Hey Yanks. Will you tell us all about that time you won Dubbya-Dubbya-Two all on your own or that Chuck Norris could have done something impossible? Because it's been at least a good five minutes since we heard one of those tales.
There was never a giraffe until Chuck Norris upper-cutted a zebra
"Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris deflected all three bullets with his beard. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement."
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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris
"Google ""Where is Chuck Norris"" and click ""I'm feeling lucky""...You're welcome."
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Wondering how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could Chuck Norris
"This is Chuck Norris, you guys need to stop talking about me, talk sh¡t get h¡t"
Chuck Norris created swine flu when he sneezed on a pig and it exploded
Jet Li is the Chinese version of Chuck Norris
"Chuck Norris doesn't go to hell, Hell goes to Chuck Norris!!!"
"To the person who said Chuck Norris once flushed a condom.. later the ninja turtles were born,"" Chuck Norris doesn't wear a condom because there is no protection from Chuck Norris...Duh..."""
"Chuck Norris has actually been dead for the last 5 years, but the grim reaper is too scared to tell him"
Chuck Norris broke a vice trying to crack his knuckles.
Chuck Norris taught Al Bundy how to score 4 touchdowns in a high School Football Game
Chuck Norris came from future to protect Terminator
Brittney Griner is what happens when little girls drink Chuck Norris's sweat
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
"Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back."