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"Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it"
"When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris."
Ghadafi vs. Chuck Norris.... Now that is what I will pay for to watch in wrestling...........
David Carradine could have beat Chuck Norris like a rag doll.
Chuck Norris taught Al Bundy how to score 4 touchdowns in a high School Football Game
Charlie Sheen is only winning because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
Jet Li is the Chinese version of Chuck Norris
Life insurance premiums are based on how far you live from Chuck Norris.
In space Chuck Norris can hear you scream
Chuck Norris broke a vice trying to crack his knuckles.
"There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives."
"Chuck Norris has already been to Mars,, that's why there are no signs of life."
"Some magicians can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land."
Chuck Norris FTW!!
Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter
Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.
Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake........ After three days of pain and agony ..................the rattle snake died
"Nazis surrendered to the American army in 1945, Chuck Norris was born 1945...coincidence? I think NOT."
Today is Chuck Norris's birthday. His birthday cake is topped with sticks of dynamite instead of candles.
Chuck Norris made Journey stop believing