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"Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it"
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Submitted: 03-20-2011 04:05 by hovo Comments (0)


"When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris."
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Submitted: 03-20-2011 04:05 by hovo Comments (0)


Ghadafi vs. Chuck Norris.... Now that is what I will pay for to watch in wrestling...........
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Submitted: 03-20-2011 21:08 by kishen alex raj Comments (0)


David Carradine could have beat Chuck Norris like a rag doll.
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Submitted: 03-21-2011 02:03 by punkie | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)


Chuck Norris taught Al Bundy how to score 4 touchdowns in a high School Football Game
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Submitted: 03-21-2011 14:55 by migasjoe Comments (0)


Charlie Sheen is only winning because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
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Submitted: 03-22-2011 16:35 by hovo Comments (0)


Jet Li is the Chinese version of Chuck Norris
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Submitted: 03-31-2011 00:14 by Mike Comments (1)


Life insurance premiums are based on how far you live from Chuck Norris.
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Submitted: 04-05-2011 17:48 by chuck norris Comments (0)


In space Chuck Norris can hear you scream
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Chuck Norris broke a vice trying to crack his knuckles.
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Submitted: 04-05-2011 17:49 Comments (0)


"There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives."
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Submitted: 04-05-2011 17:49 Comments (0)


"Chuck Norris has already been to Mars,, that's why there are no signs of life."
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"Some magicians can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land."
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Submitted: 04-05-2011 17:50 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris FTW!!
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Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter
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Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.
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Submitted: 04-05-2011 17:51 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake........ After three days of pain and agony ..................the rattle snake died
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Submitted: 04-05-2011 17:51 Comments (0)


"Nazis surrendered to the American army in 1945, Chuck Norris was born 1945...coincidence? I think NOT."
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Submitted: 04-10-2011 17:32 by Desttiiny Comments (0)


Today is Chuck Norris's birthday. His birthday cake is topped with sticks of dynamite instead of candles.
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Submitted: 04-10-2011 18:10 by punkie Comments (0)


Chuck Norris made Journey stop believing
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Submitted: 04-12-2011 04:11 by Der Lowe Comments (0)


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