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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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Submitted: 03-02-2011 22:10 Comments (0)


"when Graham Bell invented the phone, he found two messages from Chuck Norris"
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Submitted: 03-03-2011 07:31 Comments (0)


watching animal on midget porn with Chuck Norris and Natalie from The Facts of Life
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Submitted: 03-03-2011 07:53 Comments (0)


Saw Chuck Norris gargle peanut butter.
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Submitted: 03-03-2011 20:31 Comments (0)


When nature calls Chuck Norris hangs up
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Submitted: 03-04-2011 02:19 Comments (0)


"Happy Birthday Chuck Norris! When Chuck Norris was born, he delivered himself before delivering a roundhouse kick to the doctor."
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Submitted: 03-10-2011 22:00 by JQ Comments (0)


"Major earthquake in Japan, Chuck Norris's Birthday. Coincidence ? I don't think so!"
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Submitted: 03-11-2011 02:34 Comments (0)


Fox News Reports: Chuck Norris to apologize for causing Earthquake in Japan after overnight partying for his 71st birthday.
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Submitted: 03-11-2011 09:57 Comments (0)


"Charlie Sheen, Justin Bieber, & Chuck Norris walk into a bar and the bartender says What the f#@k is this? Some kind of joke?"""""
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Submitted: 03-12-2011 12:14 by Gil Comments (0)


"Japan gets rocked by an Earthquake, Hawaii gets hit by a Tsunami and Chuck Norris celebrated his 71st birthday that same day. Cowinkydink? I think NOT!"
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Submitted: 03-12-2011 15:59 by Jade Star Comments (0)


" so awesome, Chuck Norris wears a shirt with my face on it."
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Submitted: 03-15-2011 09:10 by jessie Comments (0)


"When Chuck Norris says stop, Mc Hammer doesn't say Hammer time Chuck Norris does."
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Submitted: 03-16-2011 00:02 by corey C Comments (0)


Charlie Sheen is WINNING... Chuck Norris already won...
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Submitted: 03-20-2011 04:00 by hovo Comments (0)


Chuck Norris can tell if a lie detector tells a lie.
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Submitted: 03-20-2011 04:01 by hovo Comments (0)


Somebody saw Chuck Norris' diary. That book is now known as the Guinness Book of World Records
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Submitted: 03-20-2011 04:02 by hovo Comments (0)


Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort. Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.
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Submitted: 03-20-2011 04:02 by hovo Comments (0)


"Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet."
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Submitted: 03-20-2011 04:04 by hovo Comments (0)


Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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Submitted: 03-20-2011 04:04 by hovo Comments (0)


"Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it"
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Submitted: 03-20-2011 04:05 by hovo Comments (0)


"When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris."
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