Chuck Norris Sayings (beta)

Heard they found a way to scare off future rogue asteroids....Chuck Norris and the old guy from the Dos Equis commercials are going to stand on both sides of the world and just stare into space!

Submitted: 02-16-2013 12:52 by totalpackage Comments (0)

Chuck Norris has been to Mars. That's why there's no life there.

Submitted: 02-17-2013 15:43 Comments (0)

When Chuck Norris was born, he drove his mom to the hospital...

Submitted: 03-03-2013 01:25 by Incrediblematt Comments (0)

Chuck Norris can update his facebook status with a typewriter

Submitted: 03-03-2013 01:26 by Incrediblematt Comments (0)

Whenever in doubt... Consult Chuck Norris. Just sayin'.

Submitted: 03-14-2013 01:11 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris has a G-mail account. It's gmail@chucknorris.com

Submitted: 03-18-2013 12:42 Comments (0)

Don't worry... Chuck Norris has about 7 bottle rockets and 10 Roman candles pointed at NK ready to go.

Submitted: 04-06-2013 03:45 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris came before the Chicken and the Egg

Submitted: 05-10-2013 15:06 by honeybadger21 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris tears cure cancer, unfortunately Chuck Norris doesnt cry

Submitted: 05-10-2013 15:08 by honeybadger21 Comments (0)

When Chuck Norris takes a piss he clogs the toilet

Submitted: 05-10-2013 15:09 by honeybadger21 Comments (0)

"Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad"

Submitted: 05-23-2013 18:02 by Chilli Comments (0)

Chuck Norris's email is gmail@chucknorris.com

Submitted: 06-19-2013 15:58 by J.D. Comments (0)

Chuck Norris does not exist. If he existed right now he would be smashing my head on the keyboarj.dbkjls dfaòbslbfaslfbafsdlcvxnmvmalòsdfldjkf sdfhljas

Submitted: 06-21-2013 02:40 by Alexandre Comments (0)

Chuck Norris read FaceBook....Twice.

Submitted: 07-19-2013 06:34 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)

When god sneezes Chuck Norris blesses him!

Submitted: 07-22-2013 22:47 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

Submitted: 08-10-2013 10:09 by snotty Comments (0)

(not a joke) my goal is to make the Kardashians unfamous all over again with funny meme kinda like the Chuck Norris jokes but saying how useless, snooty etc.they really are.... p.s. they're witches with a capital B.

Submitted: 08-20-2013 08:45 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

Submitted: 10-09-2013 10:34 by hahaha Comments (0)

When Chuck Norris bites a Zombie they turn back to a Human. It's true... it's true.

Submitted: 10-15-2013 01:21 by nick Comments (0)

Chuck Norris counted to infinity... twice

Submitted: 11-04-2013 17:37 Comments (0)