Chuck Norris Sayings (beta)

"When Chuck Norris says stop, Mc Hammer doesn't say Hammer time Chuck Norris does."

Submitted: 03-16-2011 00:02 by corey C Comments (0)

"Dear Chuck Norris, Remember- I kicked your A$$. It's on Youtube. Yours, Bruce Lee"

Submitted: 03-15-2011 17:33 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)

" so awesome, Chuck Norris wears a shirt with my face on it."

Submitted: 03-15-2011 09:10 by jessie Comments (0)

"Japan gets rocked by an Earthquake, Hawaii gets hit by a Tsunami and Chuck Norris celebrated his 71st birthday that same day. Cowinkydink? I think NOT!"

Submitted: 03-12-2011 15:59 by Jade Star Comments (0)

"Charlie Sheen, Justin Bieber, & Chuck Norris walk into a bar and the bartender says What the f#@k is this? Some kind of joke?"""""

Submitted: 03-12-2011 12:14 by Gil Comments (0)

Fox News Reports: Chuck Norris to apologize for causing Earthquake in Japan after overnight partying for his 71st birthday.

Submitted: 03-11-2011 09:57 Comments (0)

"Major earthquake in Japan, Chuck Norris's Birthday. Coincidence ? I don't think so!"

Submitted: 03-11-2011 02:34 Comments (0)

"Happy Birthday Chuck Norris! When Chuck Norris was born, he delivered himself before delivering a roundhouse kick to the doctor."

Submitted: 03-10-2011 22:00 by JQ Comments (0)

CHARLIE SHEEN EATS Chuck Norris FOR BREAKFAST!!!!!!

Submitted: 03-06-2011 01:47 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)

"When @charliesheen Tweets, even Chuck Norris stops to allow such greatness to happen."

Submitted: 03-05-2011 02:57 by Felesar | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)

Charlie Sheen is the new Chuck Norris

Submitted: 03-04-2011 08:04 by rouxmia | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)

When nature calls Chuck Norris hangs up

Submitted: 03-04-2011 02:19 Comments (0)

Saw Chuck Norris gargle peanut butter.

Submitted: 03-03-2011 20:31 Comments (0)

watching animal on midget porn with Chuck Norris and Natalie from The Facts of Life

Submitted: 03-03-2011 07:53 Comments (0)

"when Graham Bell invented the phone, he found two messages from Chuck Norris"

Submitted: 03-03-2011 07:31 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

Submitted: 03-02-2011 22:10 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter...... Enough said.

Submitted: 03-02-2011 08:34 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris Can answer a Missed Call

Submitted: 02-28-2011 11:44 Comments (0)

In scrabble if you spell Chuck Norris you automatically win.

Submitted: 02-27-2011 16:02 by Abbybaby34 Comments (0)

"Chuck Norris does not wear condoms, because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris"

Submitted: 02-22-2011 02:00 Comments (0)