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" so awesome, Chuck Norris wears a shirt with my face on it."
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Submitted: 03-15-2011 09:10 by jessie Comments (0)


"Japan gets rocked by an Earthquake, Hawaii gets hit by a Tsunami and Chuck Norris celebrated his 71st birthday that same day. Cowinkydink? I think NOT!"
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Submitted: 03-12-2011 15:59 by Jade Star Comments (0)


"Charlie Sheen, Justin Bieber, & Chuck Norris walk into a bar and the bartender says What the f#@k is this? Some kind of joke?"""""
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Submitted: 03-12-2011 12:14 by Gil Comments (0)


Fox News Reports: Chuck Norris to apologize for causing Earthquake in Japan after overnight partying for his 71st birthday.
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Submitted: 03-11-2011 09:57 Comments (0)


"Major earthquake in Japan, Chuck Norris's Birthday. Coincidence ? I don't think so!"
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Submitted: 03-11-2011 02:34 Comments (0)


"Happy Birthday Chuck Norris! When Chuck Norris was born, he delivered himself before delivering a roundhouse kick to the doctor."
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Submitted: 03-10-2011 22:00 by JQ Comments (0)


CHARLIE SHEEN EATS Chuck Norris FOR BREAKFAST!!!!!!
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Submitted: 03-06-2011 01:47 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)


"When @charliesheen Tweets, even Chuck Norris stops to allow such greatness to happen."
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Submitted: 03-05-2011 02:57 by Felesar | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)


Charlie Sheen is the new Chuck Norris
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Submitted: 03-04-2011 08:04 by rouxmia | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)


When nature calls Chuck Norris hangs up
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Submitted: 03-04-2011 02:19 Comments (0)


Saw Chuck Norris gargle peanut butter.
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Submitted: 03-03-2011 20:31 Comments (0)


watching animal on midget porn with Chuck Norris and Natalie from The Facts of Life
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Submitted: 03-03-2011 07:53 Comments (0)


"when Graham Bell invented the phone, he found two messages from Chuck Norris"
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Submitted: 03-03-2011 07:31 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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Submitted: 03-02-2011 22:10 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter...... Enough said.
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Submitted: 03-02-2011 08:34 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris Can answer a Missed Call
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Submitted: 02-28-2011 11:44 Comments (0)


In scrabble if you spell Chuck Norris you automatically win.
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Submitted: 02-27-2011 16:02 by Abbybaby34 Comments (0)


"Chuck Norris does not wear condoms, because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris"
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Submitted: 02-22-2011 02:00 Comments (0)


^ well I found Chuck Norris he was hiding in my pants O_o
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Submitted: 02-21-2011 22:17 Comments (0)


When Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity he went out and found it.
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Submitted: 02-17-2011 05:30 by Seddy90 Comments (0)


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