Chuck Norris Sayings (beta)

There is no such thing as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

Submitted: 11-09-2012 13:13 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris walked into a street light pole. . . the pole said OUCH!!!!

Submitted: 03-22-2012 23:26 by micheal Comments (0)

If you want a list of Chuck Norris’ enemies, just check the extinct species list.

Submitted: 11-09-2012 12:58 Comments (0)

Like for Clint Eastwood and dislike for Chuck Norris

Submitted: 03-07-2012 13:08 Comments (0)

"Chuck Norris: born on May 6, 1945. Hitler: captured on May 7, 1945. Coincidence? I think not!"

Submitted: 10-21-2011 17:52 by @SavedByTheBiebs Comments (0)

When Chuck Norris was born, he drove his mom to the hospital...

Submitted: 03-03-2013 01:25 by Incrediblematt Comments (0)

Q: Why did the end of the world not happen on 12-21-12? A: Chuck Norris

Submitted: 12-25-2012 16:07 Comments (0)

Thinks Chuck Norris can start a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together. What do you know about Chuck?

Submitted: 11-04-2010 12:59 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)

"When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris"

Submitted: 10-16-2009 09:35 Comments (0)

"if at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris"

Submitted: 02-12-2011 12:42 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle

Submitted: 12-14-2011 11:05 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris doesn't worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck tells it to.

Submitted: 11-09-2012 13:14 Comments (0)

Just tired too Google Chuck Norris real name...And Google told me too stop looking for trouble...

Submitted: 07-17-2011 08:31 by bryan j brown Comments (0)

The boogie man looks under his bed for Chuck Norris

Submitted: 12-14-2011 23:09 by Katie Comments (0)

If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the f*ck down.

Submitted: 11-09-2012 13:12 Comments (0)

"If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch."

Submitted: 07-13-2011 14:51 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)

Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.

Submitted: 11-09-2012 12:59 Comments (0)

When Chuck Norris bites a Zombie they turn back to a Human. It's true... it's true.

Submitted: 10-15-2013 01:21 by nick Comments (0)

Betty White....the only person Chuck Norris is afraid of!

Submitted: 02-14-2012 19:34 Comments (0)

Jesus may have been able to walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

Submitted: 08-18-2012 04:16 by The Chuckinator Comments (0)