Chuck Norris Sayings (beta)

Chuck Norris is the coolest GINGER

Submitted: 05-21-2011 16:40 by jfraze Comments (0)

Good News!! Rapture cancelled by Chuck Norris. Enjoy the Weekend!!

Submitted: 05-20-2011 15:54 Comments (0)

goggling Chuck Norris.

Submitted: 10-17-2011 09:23 by @ Anna Drum Comments (0)

Chuck Norris can leap an entire year at any given moment.

Submitted: 03-11-2012 14:14 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris came before the Chicken and the Egg

Submitted: 05-10-2013 15:06 by honeybadger21 Comments (0)

Don't forget...Chuck Norris got beat the f#*k up by Bruce Lee

Submitted: 12-14-2011 11:27 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris. It's just a phase.

Submitted: 12-14-2011 21:36 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

Submitted: 10-09-2013 10:34 by hahaha Comments (0)

Chuck Norris read FaceBook....Twice.

Submitted: 07-19-2013 06:34 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)

"Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong. And stop being a r@c!st"

Submitted: 12-14-2011 23:13 Comments (0)

"Chuck Norris is not tough. He is a short religious fanatic who developed his own style"" or martial arts that NO ONE practices.. Quit with the ""Chuck Norris facts or Jokes"" They are STUPID. John Wayne was a real American. """

Submitted: 12-13-2011 13:16 Comments (0)

" so awesome, Chuck Norris wears a shirt with my face on it."

Submitted: 03-15-2011 09:10 by jessie Comments (0)

Before Chuck Norris goes to bed he prays to tim tebow

Submitted: 01-08-2012 21:38 by SouthTroy4 Comments (0)

"Charlie Sheen, Justin Bieber, & Chuck Norris walk into a bar and the bartender says What the f#@k is this? Some kind of joke?"""""

Submitted: 03-12-2011 12:14 by Gil Comments (0)

Oh no! The Chuck Norris retard is back again. Please Lord make it stop!!

Submitted: 12-14-2011 11:49 Comments (0)

watching animal on midget porn with Chuck Norris and Natalie from The Facts of Life

Submitted: 03-03-2011 07:53 Comments (0)

Please No More Chuck Norris wanna be jokes...holly Crap...is this the only American Icon you yanks have?...

Submitted: 12-13-2011 10:13 Comments (0)

Why did Chuck Norris' aunt give birth to him? no one had the balls to sleep with his mom

Submitted: 01-06-2011 17:35 Comments (0)

"My penis is so big, I knocked out Chuck Norris with my erection."

Submitted: 04-12-2011 11:17 by Bad Willy Comments (0)

The next time you have a test, write Chuck Norris on every single answer. You will get an A+ because Chuck Norris is never wrong.

Submitted: 01-08-2023 16:23 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)