Chuck Norris Sayings (beta)

watching animal on midget porn with Chuck Norris and Natalie from The Facts of Life

Submitted: 03-03-2011 07:53 Comments (0)

Saw Chuck Norris gargle peanut butter.

Submitted: 03-03-2011 20:31 Comments (0)

When nature calls Chuck Norris hangs up

Submitted: 03-04-2011 02:19 Comments (0)

Charlie Sheen is the new Chuck Norris

Submitted: 03-04-2011 08:04 by rouxmia | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)

"When @charliesheen Tweets, even Chuck Norris stops to allow such greatness to happen."

Submitted: 03-05-2011 02:57 by Felesar | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)

CHARLIE SHEEN EATS Chuck Norris FOR BREAKFAST!!!!!!

Submitted: 03-06-2011 01:47 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)

"Happy Birthday Chuck Norris! When Chuck Norris was born, he delivered himself before delivering a roundhouse kick to the doctor."

Submitted: 03-10-2011 22:00 by JQ Comments (0)

"Major earthquake in Japan, Chuck Norris's Birthday. Coincidence ? I don't think so!"

Submitted: 03-11-2011 02:34 Comments (0)

Fox News Reports: Chuck Norris to apologize for causing Earthquake in Japan after overnight partying for his 71st birthday.

Submitted: 03-11-2011 09:57 Comments (0)

"Charlie Sheen, Justin Bieber, & Chuck Norris walk into a bar and the bartender says What the f#@k is this? Some kind of joke?"""""

Submitted: 03-12-2011 12:14 by Gil Comments (0)

"Japan gets rocked by an Earthquake, Hawaii gets hit by a Tsunami and Chuck Norris celebrated his 71st birthday that same day. Cowinkydink? I think NOT!"

Submitted: 03-12-2011 15:59 by Jade Star Comments (0)

" so awesome, Chuck Norris wears a shirt with my face on it."

Submitted: 03-15-2011 09:10 by jessie Comments (0)

"Dear Chuck Norris, Remember- I kicked your A$$. It's on Youtube. Yours, Bruce Lee"

Submitted: 03-15-2011 17:33 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)

"When Chuck Norris says stop, Mc Hammer doesn't say Hammer time Chuck Norris does."

Submitted: 03-16-2011 00:02 by corey C Comments (0)

Charlie Sheen is WINNING... Chuck Norris already won...

Submitted: 03-20-2011 04:00 by hovo Comments (0)

Chuck Norris can tell if a lie detector tells a lie.

Submitted: 03-20-2011 04:01 by hovo Comments (0)

Somebody saw Chuck Norris' diary. That book is now known as the Guinness Book of World Records

Submitted: 03-20-2011 04:02 by hovo Comments (0)

Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort. Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.

Submitted: 03-20-2011 04:02 by hovo Comments (0)

"Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet."

Submitted: 03-20-2011 04:04 by hovo Comments (0)

Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

Submitted: 03-20-2011 04:04 by hovo Comments (0)