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There used to be a street named Chuck Norris but they had to change it cause nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
"If Chuck Norris ever got caught speeding, HE'D let the cop off with a warning"
"When Chuck Norris' daughter lost her virginity, he found it and got it back."
Aliens exist. They are just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they invade.
Antarctica is gone missing since yesterday. Rumor is that Chuck Norris must have accepted the Ice Bucket Challenge.😂
Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate the 4th of July. The 4th of July celebrates Chuck Norris.
"The Black Eyed Peas were originally named The Peas""....until they met Chuck Norris."""
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago. Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.
Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)
Chuck Norris can delete Recycle Bin
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
I just hired both Chuck Norris & Jack Bauer to track down the "I'm So Funny" Guy. They gave me a discount because they understand.
"Chuck Norris once scared the fur off an ewok. We now know that ewok as Snookie""."""
Chuck Norris runs android on his I-Phone
Chuck Norris can block a punch with his face
"Breaking News: During the D.C. Earthquake, Chuck Norris was spotted doing push-ups."
"if they can't kill Michael Myers, they should just call Chuck Norris."
You can't search for Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris searches for you...
Chuck Norris is not signing up for Obama Care, due to him being death proof