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"Chuck Norris can rip your head off and throw it completely around the world before you die. Which is pretty cool because you're like Wheeee! I'm a satellite!"". But then you die. Unless Chuck puts your head back on."""

Submitted: 10-17-2010 19:09 by mickeybruce Comments (0)

"...so, looking toward 2012, maybe we could use another Reagan. Hmm. Conservative B-Movie actor... I've got it!! Chuck Norris FOR PRESIDENT"

Submitted: 11-06-2010 11:48 by mickeybruce Comments (0)

If at first you don't succeed... you're not Chuck Norris

Submitted: 11-14-2010 17:30 by mickeybruce Comments (0)