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Chilling with Chuck Norris for the evening!
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Submitted: 08-03-2008 00:12 Comments (2)


Wondering how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could Chuck Norris
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Submitted: 08-08-2008 00:22 by Talon Comments (0)


Wondering what Chuck Norris would do
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Submitted: 03-09-2009 15:10 by Fancypants Comments (0)


Consulting Chuck Norris
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Submitted: 07-08-2009 10:34 Comments (0)


Preparing for a meeting with Chuck Norris.
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Submitted: 08-10-2009 14:23 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)


"Chuck Norris was once bitten by a rattlesnake, after three days of excruciating pain the rattlesnake died!"
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Submitted: 08-26-2009 07:28 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris created swine flu when he sneezed on a pig and it exploded
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Submitted: 08-26-2009 14:31 by Green Lantern Comments (0)


Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull
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Submitted: 09-05-2009 10:49 Comments (0)


Says Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer
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Submitted: 09-12-2009 17:22 by Molly Comments (0)


wondering what Chuck Norris would do?
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Submitted: 09-15-2009 19:11 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)


Scored 1000/1000 on SAT only by writing Chuck Norris' name :P
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Submitted: 10-14-2009 04:23 Comments (0)


Ever wonder if Chuck Norris name was Charlie Norris...would he still be such a badass?
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Submitted: 10-14-2009 13:48 Comments (1)


Chuck Norris knows where Scooby Doo is.
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Submitted: 10-16-2009 01:36 by @bigger23 Comments (0)


"When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris"
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Submitted: 10-16-2009 09:35 Comments (0)


"You don't need to follow Chuck Norris on Twitter, he is already following you."
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Submitted: 10-16-2009 12:36 Comments (0)


You know what??? if these face book quizzes were right then this would be my life. 1.) have heart surgery cause my heart is blue 2.)get kissed tomorrow 3.)get in a fight with Chuck Norris on my team vs. t pain and sacky 4.)save the world from the zombie..
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Submitted: 10-19-2009 22:00 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)


This status has been removed by Chuck Norris
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Submitted: 11-12-2009 21:37 by @CGRIN2049 Comments (0)


Adam Lambert makes Freddie Mercury look like Chuck Norris
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Submitted: 11-25-2009 01:21 by paul barnes | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)


Chuck Norris can read lady gage's poker face
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Submitted: 12-01-2009 15:39 Comments (2)


Taught Chuck Norris everything he knows.
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Submitted: 12-03-2009 11:30 by TT Comments (0)

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