Top Ten signs you need a new accountant
Posted by TJ on Thursday April 19, 2007 @ 06:25 AM
[Tags: accounting, taxes, humor]

Top Ten signs you need a new accountant
by TJ

10. He still does not have a email address
09. He claimed your pet hamster as an dependency exemption
08. You call him on March 10th and only receive a message that hes on vacation and will return on April 18th
07. The office watercooler is filled with vodka
06. Counts your traffic tickets as a charitable donation
05. He called you on Easter to talk about your tax return
04. He tells you can get a huge refund if you move to the Caymans
03. He answers every question with "Well I'm not good with numbers"
02. Tells you he donated your refund to the Hillary Campaign
01. Files your tax return with amounts marked "roughly a few thousand"

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