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walked past a tree with a Man Utd 09/10 season ticket nailed to it, I thought sod it I'll have that. After all you can never have enough nails can u?
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10-05-2009 17:02 by Diego Fredrico Horatio Hornblowera la Rupert Zinadine Popadom
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wouldn't be caught dead around a necrophiliac!
has made a poor spending decision and would now like Congress to bail him out for the sake of his shareholders.
My girl told me I should embrace more of the holiday season. So I glued a mistletoe to my back pocket!!
First the dead birs in Arkansas, now the 2 million dead fish in Maryland. Are we in a Michael Bay disaster movie?
These liberty tax male lady liberty people on the side of the road make me happy I'm not them.
going ice fishing in my neighbor's fish tank. Yep, its that cold.
Talking Sh1t is harder now with Google out there.
...warns you this Halloween to beware of strangers bearing strange tools like chainsaws, staple guns, hedge trimmers, electric carving knives, and band saws.
jumping as high as possible so he can take a sneak peek of Friday's preview.
"If my life had a face.............I would PUNCH it!!"-Greg Thomas
definitely prefers to be the gobblee than the gobbler... I'm stuffed.
These E*Trade babies probably annoy everyone in the bar when they play Golden Tee.
It's hard to explain puns to Kleptomaniacs because they take things literally
We lost Meat Loaf and Louie Anderson today. They say celebrity deaths always happen in threes. Let's hope we don't have a third one. Hey, two out of three ain't bad, right?
Apparently grabbing your girlfriends boob, flattening it with your hands and yelling Surprise Mammogram isn't as fun for women than it is for men .
Another celebrity just died this year....RIP Ronda Rousa Boxing Career
It is times like this that make me laugh at people from the south.Hurricanes & tornados, people still go to work, Snow, deserted streets and empty grocery stores.
Negative People irks my nerves.. worry about yourself... maybe you're not getting promoted cuz you so negative!!!!
I've stopped brushing my teeth in preparation for St. Patty's Day 