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why should I ever stop smiling when I live in a joke world! 
Dont Touch..Its call The No No Spot For A Reason.
being burried alive...please help
Some people have food in their teeth because no one likes them enough to mention it. This serves as an early warning system for @ssholes.
the story in Balamory
......That'swhat she said...lol
bringing all the boys to the yard.
has just put his hamster in the kettel with a spoon full of honey and 2 paracetemol and boiled it............... I thought he had swine flu
chasing parked cars.
watching the news and doesn't understand the fuss about gay marriages and weddings...flowers, classical music, people dancing to the village people and sister sledge...aren't all weddings Gay?
having an out of body experience. will be back in 10 minutes
good girls go to heaven but bad girls go EVERYWHERE
out-smarted a cat and several ants and it's only half past two
thinking about going back to ninja school and finishing my degree!
's life has drastically changed ever since he started using verbs
to be ahead in life you have to own one
has a funny feeling they don't sell protractors or standard deviation calculators at his local "doller stoor".
standing outside your heart...please let me in...=(
If life hands you lemons, then sqeeze them in someones eyes and book it the other way.
as smart as a horse and hung like Einstein! 