Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   bringing all the boys to the yard.

   has just put his hamster in the kettel with a spoon full of honey and 2 paracetemol and boiled it............... I thought he had swine flu

   chasing parked cars.

   watching the news and doesn't understand the fuss about gay marriages and weddings...flowers, classical music, people dancing to the village people and sister sledge...aren't all weddings Gay?

   having an out of body experience. will be back in 10 minutes

   good girls go to heaven but bad girls go EVERYWHERE

   out-smarted a cat and several ants and it's only half past two

   thinking about going back to ninja school and finishing my degree!

   's life has drastically changed ever since he started using verbs

   to be ahead in life you have to own one

   has a funny feeling they don't sell protractors or standard deviation calculators at his local "doller stoor".

   standing outside your heart...please let me in...=(

   If life hands you lemons, then sqeeze them in someones eyes and book it the other way.

   as smart as a horse and hung like Einstein!

   walked past a tree with a Man Utd 09/10 season ticket nailed to it, I thought sod it I'll have that. After all you can never have enough nails can u?

   wouldn't be caught dead around a necrophiliac!

   not stalkig you but thinks you look really nice in that shirt

   Dosnt Suffer From Insanity X Enjoy Every Minute Of It :))

   Which came first, the chicken or the egg? This problem has finally been solved thanks to British scientists. In a related story, German scientist are researching how much wood could a wood chuck chuck.

   Dyson has a line of fans to add to their line of vacuums. Dysonnow proudly makes products that sucks and blows.