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evEr nitoced how hwrd it is to tpye wiht yuor left hnd whsilt you are wnaking? 
So, I just txt'd my mom that the baby might have a black eye tomorrow. Her response? "What does the other baby look like?"
The one good thing about the English weather...if you don't like it - wait a minute..x
GLEE is so gay, Adam Lambert and Clay Aiken have staged a boycott!!!
wishing he had a million dollars so he could buy you a fur coat, but not a real fur coat . that would cruel.
Do you believe in magic? Yes? Want to go up to my room and make some?
ok....am I the only one that sings "Come on Irene" laughs then knows I shouldnt?
Why people comment on Pics saying sht like: I like this... thats why the "Like" button is there.
when the room gets quiet I say things like "im a bannana":)
has found my age is very inappropriate for my behavior.
When George Washington got carded he just pulled out a quarter.
Well, just got home from work.....it seems davey jones died....at first I didn't believe it....but then I saw his face, and now I'm a believer. O_o
My wife says I'm "Immature"... just because I snuck up behind her when she was reading her "Romance" novel and made kissing sounds.....
My password is ***********.
Kiss her neck… She'll rip your clothes off.
You like to sleep? Damn me too. Let's do it some time together ;)
hoping that "number six" is the charm. Have another Slim Jim, Mr. Cheney!
Has a box of tissues,some lotion and a picture of you , I better get a bigger box of tissues .
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
GREAT! Only 7 more days left of viewing pictures of kids dressed as beggars! 