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The only thing Martin Luther King ever did for me was get me a three day weekend. 
waiting for MTV to check out my crib...
Now that summer's over, I'd like to suggest to the ladies (and guys from Canada) that next year, unless you have a rear end made of perfectly sculpted stone, don't wear a thong.
was surprised to find a Christmas present from last year while getting the decorations out. The kids were all excited as I opened the box. What a pity it was a dead puppy
wondering if he's the only one who thinks the lady who got attacked by a chimp and showed her face on Oprah looks like a teenage mutant ninja turtle
"making plans for tonight, want to be part of them? "
eating chocolate he found in the backyard.
Can anyone help me with some DIY plumbing? I've been looking for a book for beginners by someone called Lee King. Anyone?
throwin a beat down.
kicking names and taking asses
naked twister anyone?
Googling his Twitter all over your Facebook. ;)
Michael Jackson requested to be buried at sea…between two buoys.
better start training for the 2016 olympics.
She was that excited she slipped off of the chair
save the whales... Collect the whole set
Thanksgiving! The time of the year where the bathrooms are the busiest
If the world didn't suck we'd all fall off
thinks we don't need a 51st star with our current economy!
Why does watching Twilight New Moon make me want to watch Teen Wolf! 