Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   Girls, when you wear too much make-up you’re basically just saying.. “I’m not happy with my looks”

   Discussion of Corvettes. Making people argue and act little weinies since 2013.

   If your girl has never hit you…you’re probably not that attractive.

   Why when we goof up, we shout louder?!

   save water and shower with your lover :-)

   Obama has lost his swag if Kool's are outlawed on his watch!!

   I never flush a toilet when the power's out cuz I don't know how stuff works.

   Nutella...the only reason I buy bread.

   My hurricane tip of the day: if you live in the Northeast, OMG HURRICANE COMING PANIC......

   Reasons 1 why Florida is considered the "Pitbull" State by the Press....We have 3 categories of last minute of lazyass late voters: Latinos, Blacks and Senior Citizens. you can have 2months of early voting and that ish wont ever change!!!

   Not sure if I slept or just drifted into a brief coma... can't explain this taste in my mouth either.

   Either you suck at spelling or you own an iPhone or both kid.

   Who brings Boxing Gloves to a Gun fight?

   Rationally, I now understand that my parents were always Santa, but I still don't get how they made it to all those houses in one night.

   What did the elephant say to the naked man? I don't know how you manage to breathe through that thing.

   I'm almost drunk enough to comment on a YouTube video.

   I like my women like I like my coffee, sent back for not being hot enough…

   Weeds not a drug? Ha! Ya and Tomatoes aren't Vegetables! Wait....they aren't!

   I will no longer need your services REAL LIFE...I Now have MineCraft!

   Home from a long day so please don't call or text me. Gonna combine my favorite things... Yep, I'll be Napping Off.