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2 steps forward , 2 steps backwards ..... am I just marking time or dancing ?!!!
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09-23-2010 17:51
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Jesus H Christ , I thought I just died then ..... but no , facebook was down !! phew......
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09-23-2010 17:51
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Can I trade this job for what's behind door 1?
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09-23-2010 17:41 by
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It ain't the size, it's... no, it's the size. ;)
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09-23-2010 17:39 by
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I plead contemporary insanity.
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09-23-2010 17:37 by
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Good girls bend at the kness. BAD girls bend at the waist. ;)
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09-23-2010 17:36 by
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DNS FAILURE: Facebook is down which means 9 months from today, many children will be born.
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09-23-2010 17:23 by
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I think most of my friends hang out with me to see what I'll say next.
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09-23-2010 17:01 by
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I'm watching this show on stalkers, still haven't seen any of you yet.
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09-23-2010 16:59 by
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I'm so happy Facebook wasn't around when I was in high school.
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09-23-2010 16:57 by
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Facebook has been down for 2 hours. The apocalypse has begun.
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09-23-2010 16:56 by
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I wonder if my boss was more fun and carefree in his youth, when his name was Anakin.
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09-23-2010 16:31 by
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You should see all the pissed Farmville people taking their Facebook frustration out on Twitter.
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09-23-2010 16:24
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The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
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09-23-2010 16:18 by
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No more wasting time with feeling sorry for myself; no more depression; time to rise up and fight back!
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09-23-2010 15:48
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Unlike my girlfriend Facebook goes down.
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09-23-2010 15:27
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Says having Steven Tyler as a judge on American Idol is like having a Triple Crown Winner at Wal-Mart giving pony rides!
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09-23-2010 15:18
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Breaking news: Facebook website is down for most users. Twitter will soon follow as it is overwhelmed by tweets asking "Is facebook down?"
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09-23-2010 15:17 by
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enjoyed deleting 10 friends to get a free Whopper.
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09-23-2010 14:05 by
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I think the only people that can use a disposable razor and NOT cut themselves are people that have been to prison!
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09-23-2010 10:20 by
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