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Hooter girls may be hot, but Subway girls are real wife material.
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03-31-2017 07:30
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Why would you trust your country to someone that you would not be willing to be alone in a room with your teenage daughter?
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03-31-2017 11:31
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It is okay to have a crooked POTUS, or a rapey POTUS, but we shouldn't be okay with this crooked rapey POTUS.
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03-31-2017 11:35
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This is nothing but a witch hunt. Since when is colluding with Russia a federal crime?
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03-31-2017 11:39
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Pretty sure that Flynn wants immunity so he can confess that he was the one who took a deuce in the urinal.
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03-31-2017 11:41
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I went to a spin class led by Sean Spicer. It worked completely different leg muscles because all we did was back-pedal.
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03-31-2017 11:44
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I miss the days when microwave espionage was the dumbest thing this administration had to say.
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03-31-2017 11:46
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I consider each one of my friends a gift. Now if only I could remember where I put some of those receipts…
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03-31-2017 11:48 by
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If this is a witch hunt, didn't it end when they found Kellyanne?
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03-31-2017 12:27
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"Mommy, can we go visit grandpa in Washington this weekend?" "Barron, I've told you a hundred times that is your Daddy."
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03-31-2017 12:29
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Some people wake up and feel like a million bucks. Me? I wake up feeling like insufficient funds.
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03-31-2017 12:59
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Has found love on facebook. Shes from Bangladesh and "wan day will reash amehica."
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03-31-2017 13:49 by
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When I give my cat leftover cat food from the refrigerator he looks at me like I just asked him for a ride to the airport.
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03-31-2017 14:54
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The leading cause of divorce is marriage.
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03-31-2017 17:49 by
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I'm so glad we don't have a Democrat president or else everyone would be crying.....wait everyone is!
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03-31-2017 20:21
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I think I just saw the Mucinex family walking out of Wal-Mart.
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03-31-2017 21:16 by
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been single for so long I should change my name to "Kraft"
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03-31-2017 22:34 by
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At my age the only thing that gets TURNED on is MR. Coffee
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04-01-2017 04:27
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Curosity killed the cat, but I was suspect for a while
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04-01-2017 05:34 by
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Mom: Clean up your room. We have company coming over for dinner. Me: And we're all going to eat in my room?
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