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˙ɹǝʌoƃuɐɥ ʇsɹoʍ ǝɥʇ sɐɥ
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09-24-2010 23:51
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can't seem to put out old flames, especially when they come back blazing in glory.
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09-24-2010 23:29
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Think outside the facebox.
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09-24-2010 23:27 by
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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, lady, well, shame on Lionel Richie.
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09-24-2010 23:08 by
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One of our cats sits on the toilet lid and stares at the shower curtain while we take a shower. We're not sure if he's life-guarding or just amazed about how brave we are.
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09-24-2010 22:57 by
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When I was young I thought getting a yeast infection was sitting on dirty muffins while youre not wearing any underwear!
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09-24-2010 22:13
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Apparently there's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.
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09-24-2010 21:59 by
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Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
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09-24-2010 21:58 by
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The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
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09-24-2010 21:55 by
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Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
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09-24-2010 21:52 by
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I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?
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09-24-2010 21:48 by
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From now on I'm boycotting Shampoo....I demand REALPoo!!!!
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09-24-2010 21:46 by
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I'm always hearing stories of people posting "Inappropriate" pics on Facebook....Why are none of YOU showing me nude pics my friends????
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09-24-2010 21:35 by
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Thank God Facebook is back on-line! How would I ever find out what everyone had for dinner. Chicken souvlaki. BTW.
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09-24-2010 21:06
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Funny Headline: "Red Tape Holds Up Bridges"
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09-24-2010 18:56 by
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# # When it comes to poker...a good deal depends on a good deal.
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09-24-2010 18:55 by
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SPIRITUAL PEOPLE ENLIGHTEN ME, RELIGIOUS PEOPLE FRIGHTEN ME
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09-24-2010 18:50
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hey it`s Friday , lets get pissed !
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09-24-2010 17:47
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Rock is dead; LONG LIVE PAPER!
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09-24-2010 17:41
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The only thing that keeps me from losing my mind is........ Hold up... I'll get back to you on that...
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09-24-2010 17:37 by
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