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Of all the poop in this world, who decided that bat shyt's the craziest?
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03-26-2017 15:23
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They say that ignorance is bliss but I find it rather disturbing.
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03-26-2017 15:28
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If there is watermelon why isn't there firemelon and airmelon and earthmelon. You know…the elemelons
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03-26-2017 19:30
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Your call is very important to us so please enjoy this flute solo for the next 90 minutes
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03-26-2017 19:33 by
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According to the United Nations' World Happiness Report, Norway is the happiest country in the world. They must not watch The Kardashians.
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03-27-2017 05:19
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The moment Steve Bannon tells you to keep your mouth shut is the moment you start yelling as loud as you can.
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03-27-2017 05:38
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A large portion of my day consists of rushing frantically to places I don't really want to go to.
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03-27-2017 05:53 by
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Twisted Personal Ads: SWM seeking SWF. Age, ethnicity and religion not important. Nymphomaniacal tendencies and chronic laryngitis are a plus. Please reply to Box OU692
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03-27-2017 10:46 by
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Ever had one of those days that you feel like you should have skipped the morning coffee and went straight for the booze?
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03-27-2017 11:49
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Auditioning for the television show Storage Wars. ME: Paper cup? $50. Plastic spork? $35. Used tissue? $75. I think I got this audition in the bag!
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03-27-2017 11:58 by
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Future Job For Kellyanne Conway: Starbucks Barrista.
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03-27-2017 13:27
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"Don't be afraid to walk away. Make crazy claims you can't back up. Blame everyone else. Whine. Sit in a big truck." -- The Art of the Deal
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03-27-2017 13:29
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So far the only things drained from the swamp have been truth, dignity and legislative ability. Cool hats though.
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03-27-2017 17:31
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This just in ... aliens no longer want to be taken to our leader.
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03-27-2017 17:33
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My toddler just demonstrated far superior negotiation skills than the President in talking his way into a cookie before dinner.
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03-27-2017 17:35
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Oh, did you say Russia? We thought you were asking if we colluded with Prussia.
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03-27-2017 17:37
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Still waiting on the "Once you go black, you'll never go back" episode of Mythbusters.
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03-27-2017 20:51
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Now that the Raiders are moving to Las Vegas if they get more than 21 points in a game they automatically lose
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03-28-2017 02:24 by
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It makes me sad that elderberries are always being replaced by younger, hotter berries.
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03-28-2017 09:32
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I started seeing this girl in my building.But I don't think it's gonna work out, she keeps closing her blinds.
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