Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   Devin Nunes is also sorry: 1) He told your abusive husband where you were hiding. 2) You were born poor. 3) He didn't ask Vlad for more cash.

   Who needs health insurance when this current administration makes you want to die every half hour on the hour?

   New chapters in The Art of the Deal sequel: 1) Insult Your Way to an Unpassable Health Bill. 2) Build the Wall and Make Mexico Pay Nothing.

   I guess I missed the chapter in "The Art of the Deal" about getting rejected by the Freedom Caucus.

   Rick Perry has only done 3 things as Energy Secretary: Deny climate change, attack a gay student, and... I can't remember the third thing.

   Note to self - when you elect a joke candidate, you get a joke President.

   Where are all the peaceful Musl/Ms marching against terrorism?

   Thanks for all the heroin OBAMA

   Making America great, one round of golf at a time.

   Obama is at a All Male Gay resort this weekend. True story.

   One candidate wanted to make America great. The other wanted to get RICH

   During the election Syria financialy supported 2 groups... 1SlS and the Clinton campaign.

   At the end of the day the most overused phrase is at the end of the day.

   I'm glad to see most of you are not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance.

   If there is a watermelon why isn't there an earthmelon and firemelon and airmelon? You know…the elemelons

   almost annoyed by the fact that Pablo Escobar spent most of his life tucking in his shirt but he’s only remembered for selling drugs.

   Don't you people see.... these dummy-crats are trying to peece us off. Lets show them we are bigger than that, and they need a job.

   Apparently the Art of the Deal is actually the doodles you draw on your notepad while your deal crumbles.

   Sean Hannity debating Ted Koppel about real journalism is like a 5-year-old debating his dad about the rules of the house.

   Tough part of being vegan is getting up @ 5 am to milk the almonds...