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I'm sorry, but I can't understand a word that is coming out of your mouth, I don't speak Bone Thugz N Harmony. 
What do the Smurfs and a Tiffany's diamond have in common? They both come in little blue boxes.
I've found that whenever God closes a door, Satan hands me a lockpick.
My phone dies faster than Chris Brown on stomp the yard.
A.W.K. moment when Pakistan does not win any medals at the Olympics for 'Shooting'
What is the Beach Boys song Kokomo about?
Who the hell is this "moderation" everyone keeps telling me to drink with?
feels sorry every summer for anyone named Eve.
Flooding, check... Earthquake, check... Hurricane, check,,,, Locusts..where are my damn locusts?......... That's it,, I'm calling the exec. producer
Black ops 2 comes out tomorrow!! \(T^T)/
That's because women like you are built like the Grand Canyon! (to the post below)
the best way to get laid by a Red Lobster waitress is to tell her your the manager at Long John silvers.
everybody..we all just need to chip in and buy195,249,054 powerball tickets that has every single number combination and we win.
Sorry, I can't go. My sister's cousin's nephew's brother's neighbor's step son's hamster died today. It was tragic.
If I was Asian, my name would be Jet Lag....because I'm tired all the time!
Anyone else agree that the facebook community is comprised of 98% m0rons, and the other 2% haven't figured out a way to log on?
if "PRO" is the opposite of "CON" then "PROgress" has to be the opposite of "CONgress
That awkwar d moment when your last name is White but you're Black and when your last name is Black but you're White.
A bum jus asked me "can you spare ne change", I said it @ the same time he did & called 'Jinx'. Now he cant ask 4 change until I say his name
not responsible for LMAO's that actually cause ur ass to fall off. Or LOL's that cause you being arrested 4 laughing too loud. Or people that are "dying laughing" I am not responsible for... funeral fees. With that being said. Enjoy my wall. 