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distance can be so cruel when you love somebody
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03-22-2017 23:28 by
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No one will really notice your awkwardness if you turn it into a dance routine.
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03-23-2017 02:43
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Paul Manafort just offered to help Vladimir Putin move apartments.
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03-23-2017 05:24
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Fun Fact: Paul Manafort is a direct descendant of Benedict Arnold.
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03-23-2017 05:39
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I've been putting Root Beer in a square glass all evening. I'm still not drunk.
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03-23-2017 07:58 by
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Does anyone know how to cancel a bid on eBay? I just bid on a Mickey Mouse Outfit and now I'm 10 minutes away from owning the Dallas Cowboys.
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03-23-2017 11:11
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Exercise makes you look better naked. Alcohol does the same, you pick..
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03-23-2017 12:28
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Q: What do the movies Titanic and The Sixth Sense have in common? A: Icy dead people.
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03-23-2017 14:11
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Obama did so much for blacks, More free food and more free housing. Just what your fat white baby momma wanted.
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03-23-2017 14:56
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A honeymoon is a vacation a man takes before starting work under a new boss
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03-23-2017 15:51 by
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Looks like the Healthcare bill vote may be delayed so Nancy Pelosi can read it this time
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03-23-2017 17:08
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If you open a doughnut shop and don't name it "Hole Foods" well, what's the matter with you?
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03-23-2017 20:31
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Folks who say, "I can't take all this drama", are the same ones who make Hollywood rich paying $15 to see it on a movie screen.
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03-23-2017 21:12 by
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BREAKING: Vladimir Putin gives Devin Nunes an 'attaboy.'
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03-24-2017 04:46
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Liking a celebrity's tweet in the hopes they'll notice you is like voting Republican thinking you'll be a millionaire one day.
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03-24-2017 04:51
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All the GOP care about is who leaked. But what do you expect from a bunch of old white men whose bladders aren't their friends anymore.
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03-24-2017 04:57
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I thought it was cool when Superman visited Bizarro World where up is down and yes is no. But in a comic book. Not the White House.
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03-24-2017 05:00
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If we keep killing entitlement, healthcare, etc, pretty soon all America will be defending are the 1% and a bunch of rocks.
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03-24-2017 05:05
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A funny thing about tolerant people? They're only tolerant when you agree with them.
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03-24-2017 07:16
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"Judge me by what I say, not what I do" - the Art of the No Deal.
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