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   messageicon Dear Amy Winehouse, I would like to take this moment to congratulate you on a full 12 months of being sober, keep up the great work.
←Rate | 07-24-2012 10:16 Comments (0)  


   messageicon mike pence’s full name is mechanical pencil
←Rate | 06-02-2019 06:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon hated it when old aunts and uncles used to come up to him at weddings, poke him in the ribs and cackle, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
←Rate | 12-22-2009 17:00 by Mduduzi Gama Comments (0)  


   messageicon While Simon Cowell was in Los Angeles for "American Idol," his home in London was robbed. Police say it was the work of professional thieves. Cowel described the thieves as "amateurish and uninspired."
←Rate | 01-10-2010 14:37 by tomcall Comments (0)  


   messageicon so good, I can cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes.
←Rate | 07-01-2009 21:23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon FANFKNTASTIC.... I just ''accidentally'' discovered TWITTER!!.... Turns out its the spot in between a girls TW@T... And her SH*TTER......
←Rate | 08-12-2010 11:57 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Canadians are Eh' Holes
←Rate | 11-23-2011 14:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "so adjective, he verbs nouns"
←Rate | 08-20-2008 10:56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon the heart of a little boy....on a jar on my desk.
←Rate | 07-03-2009 12:24 by Rob Comments (0)  


   messageicon holding the world for ransom
←Rate | 09-21-2008 11:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon congratulations to trayvon martin -exactly a year today staying out of trouble
←Rate | 02-26-2013 10:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon killed Kenny... (You ba$tard!)
←Rate | 08-20-2009 09:16 by SP Comments (0)  


   messageicon life can taste sour but god can make it sweet
←Rate | 06-14-2010 14:36 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Woohoo! Just got my new class ring. I hope I don't lose THIS one in a cheerleader!
←Rate | 08-06-2010 22:57 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I haven't been laid in so long that my %&$$& is singing "Like a virgin touched for the very first time"
←Rate | 02-15-2010 10:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon saw a bumber sticker that said "Jesus Saves"...he must know where to find the cheapest gas.
←Rate | 04-05-2011 23:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Party ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶ at my __̴ı̴̴̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡*̡̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡̡͡|̲̲̲͡͡͡ ̲▫̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡π̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡▫̲̲͡͡ ̲|̡
←Rate | 01-29-2011 01:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The three KINGS that bring joy and hapiness to my life: Smo-King, Drin-King & Fuc-King
←Rate | 06-21-2011 03:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women, you can't live with them, and they can't pee standing up!!!
←Rate | 06-24-2011 07:26 by Joe Comments (0)  


   messageicon This just in: President Obama calls for Iran to return the lost predator drone. Iran replies, "Not until the spy pilot emerges and faces us for his treachery."
←Rate | 12-13-2011 11:58 Comments (0)  



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