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Napsterbation. Combining two of my favorite activities.. 
"I can feel it coming in the heir tonight" - Phil Collins having sex with Paris Hilton
AhhhChooo!! If you are allergic to bulls**t, liars, head games, drama queens, two-faced fake people... Repost this and keep this sneeze going.
That akward moment when you go to collect your welfare payment but realised you burnt the post office down last week :(
and God said, "Let there be Friday" ..and the devil said, "Let there be beer"
i'm so romantic, sometimes I think I should date myself.
The University of Maryland uniforms were so ugly.....How ugly are they???So ugly that a University of Miami player was overheard saying "You couldn't pay me to wear those uniforms"
lay off the cars and sony stuff and make an earthquake detctor.
Don't let your life be hell, you get more than enough of that when it's over
oh hey conspiracy theorists, nice of you to join us after questioning the 9/11 events
Breaking news: Kobe Bryant seen chewing jersey, experts confirm he is part moth.
not to happy with our Goverment and thinks there is some truth to the quote " What Lions they are Lead by such Lambs"
getting ready to steal wireless from the neighbor...and boy I sure hope the signal is strong.
They say a computer keyboard is germier than a toilet. I'm not surprised with all the sh*t emails I get.
I like your style ... I like your class ... but most of all I like your ass!
The BP oil is seeping into Bedrock. I'll bet Fred Flintstone is furious.
Wondering if in the future, robots will have a dance called the human.
Sarcasm........ Killing relationships since eve Adam ate that apple
wouldn't the world be a better place if girls were like DOGS , always naked
your girls teeth are so yellow when she closes her mouth her belly glows.
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