Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   Hear those bangs and explosions? That’s the sound of freedom. That’s America! Let’s not deny others this opportunity.

   Boycott Walmart: I’m starting to think that Make America Great Again is not cut out for capitalism.

   The government is not paying scientist to come up with fake scientific information for the fun of it. They don't want to misinform the world just because it's funny to do.

   Ann Coulter only flies Southwest, because "bags fly free".

   A woman is not an object, do not treat it like one!!

   I just saw Luke Bryan is singing the National Anthem at the Superbowl. So I thought I'd post a preview for everyone....Oh Girl can you see by my pickup's headlights what so proudly we hail on the old dirt road ...

   In 1963, Democrat George Wallace blocked the door to a school to prevent two Black Republicans from entering. I guess Republican is the new b lack ... Just ask Devos

   just saw a commercial for cat litter that is so good, it claims it is "double duty" acting... I think they should have spelled it "double DOODIE"!

   Sometimes I wish the Wizard of Oz was real. I know people that could benefit from a trip to see him. Downside would be flying monkeys flinging poo. I haven't figured out all the Pros v Cons, but I'm leaning towards flying sh!t bombs. I hate stupid people.

   making an army of snowmen to defend my snowfort from the likes of you.

   Bowling naked is fun! Course it helps to have to have an empty nest and a Wii;-)

   making sure he doesn't drink and drive. He might spill his beer.

   was born in the state of confusion and is living in denial.

   thinks the universe is a waste of space..

   Wile E. Coyote, Super Genius

   hates allergy season!!! currently OD'ing on Allegra

   now that the last wish from Icelands deceased economy was: Spread the ash out over Europe.

   On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars.

   would like to thank everyone in this world that has ever screwed me over! You may be proud of yourself but, all in all, it will and, it has made me the strong woman that I am today! thank you

   Not sure which one of you sent them...but the men in the little white coats left empty handed...again....better luck next time....