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   messageicon if you dont think everyday is a good day, just try missing one!
←Rate | 02-27-2010 17:52 by Miguel Comments (0)  


   messageicon If the outside is so great, why has man spent hundreds of years perfecting inside.
←Rate | 03-21-2010 18:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was once challenged my own reflection to a staring contest. On the fourth day I won!
←Rate | 04-27-2010 13:38 by Samuel Warren Comments (0)  


   messageicon Has a new found love for the word F**K... no doubt it will not last, but I will enjoy it while it does.
←Rate | 05-26-2010 16:31 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Time to go foot race the homeless man again! If he wins I give him $50. He's got faster since I first started doin this
←Rate | 05-27-2010 13:04 Comments (0)  


   messageicon taking one beer at a time.
←Rate | 06-12-2010 02:50 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My wife grew up in Liberty, Mississippi. I'm not saying Liberty is small or extremely Southern, but when you're in town and yell, "Hey Bubba!". . . EVERYONE turns and waves.
←Rate | 01-21-2011 14:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cincinnati Bengals WR Chad Ochocinco to change last name back to Johnson. This must be one of the big changes promised by the team......WTF!!
←Rate | 01-26-2011 13:07 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon ID television for insomniacs who dont like info-mercials
←Rate | 02-15-2012 20:31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon In need of a b-pong partner... If you're not super cute, then you better be the nuts at pong.
←Rate | 02-18-2012 21:33 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'll stop at nothing for a moving violation.
←Rate | 02-22-2012 02:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just saved a ton of jail time by switching to Chris Brown!
←Rate | 02-25-2012 23:45 by Pig Benis Comments (0)  


   messageicon Something is definitely up at this police station, the cops are f$cking everywhere.
←Rate | 02-26-2012 18:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's so sad how some people only see the world as something to put on a resume or college application.
←Rate | 10-18-2011 16:56 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Only had about 4 hours of sleep last night, that should be good right? It is not like I am going to fall asleep on my keyboar
←Rate | 10-19-2011 09:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Carlos Santana just announced his song "You've got to change your evil ways" is blaring at Gadaffi's grave.
←Rate | 10-20-2011 13:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was gonna get something done... Then I logged in
←Rate | 10-24-2011 12:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I would take Eddie Money's second ticket to paradise, then hope we're not seated together.
←Rate | 03-06-2012 14:00 by BENDER Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm hungry, but there's a repair guy here and I don't feel comfortable eating. Suffering is funny until it happens to you.
←Rate | 03-07-2012 10:12 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon As a driver, I hate pedestrians... as a pedestrian, I hate cars... WTF I'm walking here!
←Rate | 03-21-2012 10:54 Comments (0)  



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