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if you dont think everyday is a good day, just try missing one!
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02-27-2010 17:52 by
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If the outside is so great, why has man spent hundreds of years perfecting inside.
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03-21-2010 18:06
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I was once challenged my own reflection to a staring contest. On the fourth day I won!
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04-27-2010 13:38 by
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Has a new found love for the word F**K... no doubt it will not last, but I will enjoy it while it does.
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05-26-2010 16:31 | Tags: Filtered
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Time to go foot race the homeless man again! If he wins I give him $50. He's got faster since I first started doin this
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05-27-2010 13:04
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taking one beer at a time.
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06-12-2010 02:50
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My wife grew up in Liberty, Mississippi. I'm not saying Liberty is small or extremely Southern, but when you're in town and yell, "Hey Bubba!". . . EVERYONE turns and waves.
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01-21-2011 14:06
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Cincinnati Bengals WR Chad Ochocinco to change last name back to Johnson. This must be one of the big changes promised by the team......WTF!!
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01-26-2011 13:07 by
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ID television for insomniacs who dont like info-mercials
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02-15-2012 20:31
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In need of a b-pong partner... If you're not super cute, then you better be the nuts at pong.
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02-18-2012 21:33
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I'll stop at nothing for a moving violation.
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02-22-2012 02:26
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I just saved a ton of jail time by switching to Chris Brown!
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02-25-2012 23:45 by
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Something is definitely up at this police station, the cops are f$cking everywhere.
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02-26-2012 18:28
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It's so sad how some people only see the world as something to put on a resume or college application.
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10-18-2011 16:56 by
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Only had about 4 hours of sleep last night, that should be good right? It is not like I am going to fall asleep on my keyboar
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10-19-2011 09:24
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Carlos Santana just announced his song "You've got to change your evil ways" is blaring at Gadaffi's grave.
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10-20-2011 13:30
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I was gonna get something done... Then I logged in
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10-24-2011 12:28
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I would take Eddie Money's second ticket to paradise, then hope we're not seated together.
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03-06-2012 14:00 by
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I'm hungry, but there's a repair guy here and I don't feel comfortable eating. Suffering is funny until it happens to you.
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03-07-2012 10:12 by
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As a driver, I hate pedestrians... as a pedestrian, I hate cars... WTF I'm walking here!
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