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says, Seriously, If you piss me off one more time she'll be forced to give you a papercut in front of Jasper!
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07-07-2009 01:41 by
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thinks that Americans would 'shake' the image of being overweight and lazy if we had to peddle in order to power our computers, thus making us all in shape.
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doing the Time Warp... again!
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08-11-2009 23:37 by
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I'm not lonely, I'm just selective!
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08-15-2009 11:05 by
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the best has yet to come...
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08-18-2009 12:27 by
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Just when you thought you had it all, it all falls apart
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08-18-2009 13:55 by
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Do me for tena
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comin' atcha with music and fun. And if you're not careful, you may learn somethin' before it's done. So get ready, okay? HEY HEY HEYYYY!!
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09-08-2009 02:21 | Tags: Filtered
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History lessons in our time whr easy, at least people fought for a purpose, feel sorry for next generation to keep up with the History
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10-22-2010 14:25
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thinks that playing tag with sprinters is the 2nd least fun game in the world. second only to playing on a seesaw with a sumo wrestler.
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10-23-2010 00:58 by
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I think I have it all figured out......... Now, if only someone would organize it for me.....
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11-08-2010 23:03 by
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I think I'm just gonna start hittin' on Facebook friends that I can't remember why were friends. This way I dont have to defriend them.
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11-28-2010 15:03
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Just so we're clear: I know we agreed not to purchase gifts for each other this year, but you weren't serious. :)
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12-03-2010 04:43
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I like it when my wife calls me to check up on me. I feel like one of Charlies Angels.
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12-03-2010 20:44
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siting at her comp and staring at the screen waitting for you to talk to her
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07-07-2010 23:26
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just got a phone call reminder from my dentist about an appointment to come in for a cavity search...
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07-27-2010 20:51
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the leader of the show, make the ladies say "Oh!"
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08-12-2010 19:47
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was a strange kid. I had an upper and lower G.I Joe.
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08-19-2010 17:46
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if Cheryl hates Ashley so much and divorce him without taking his money,why is she still using his last name?
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10-10-2010 14:12
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A good solution can be successfully applied to almost any problem.
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10-19-2010 02:32 by
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