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   messageicon says, Seriously, If you piss me off one more time she'll be forced to give you a papercut in front of Jasper!
←Rate | 07-07-2009 01:41 by Shelly | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks that Americans would 'shake' the image of being overweight and lazy if we had to peddle in order to power our computers, thus making us all in shape.
←Rate | 07-08-2009 10:26 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon doing the Time Warp... again!
←Rate | 08-11-2009 23:37 by Demi | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not lonely, I'm just selective!
←Rate | 08-15-2009 11:05 by Mike | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon the best has yet to come...
←Rate | 08-18-2009 12:27 by Mike | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just when you thought you had it all, it all falls apart
←Rate | 08-18-2009 13:55 by z | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do me for tena
←Rate | 08-24-2009 18:41 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon comin' atcha with music and fun. And if you're not careful, you may learn somethin' before it's done. So get ready, okay? HEY HEY HEYYYY!!
←Rate | 09-08-2009 02:21 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon History lessons in our time whr easy, at least people fought for a purpose, feel sorry for next generation to keep up with the History
←Rate | 10-22-2010 14:25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks that playing tag with sprinters is the 2nd least fun game in the world. second only to playing on a seesaw with a sumo wrestler.
←Rate | 10-23-2010 00:58 by lesh Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think I have it all figured out......... Now, if only someone would organize it for me.....
←Rate | 11-08-2010 23:03 by Tjjoh5 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think I'm just gonna start hittin' on Facebook friends that I can't remember why were friends. This way I dont have to defriend them.
←Rate | 11-28-2010 15:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just so we're clear: I know we agreed not to purchase gifts for each other this year, but you weren't serious. :)
←Rate | 12-03-2010 04:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I like it when my wife calls me to check up on me. I feel like one of Charlies Angels.
←Rate | 12-03-2010 20:44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon siting at her comp and staring at the screen waitting for you to talk to her
←Rate | 07-07-2010 23:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon just got a phone call reminder from my dentist about an appointment to come in for a cavity search...
←Rate | 07-27-2010 20:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon the leader of the show, make the ladies say "Oh!"
←Rate | 08-12-2010 19:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon was a strange kid. I had an upper and lower G.I Joe.
←Rate | 08-19-2010 17:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon if Cheryl hates Ashley so much and divorce him without taking his money,why is she still using his last name?
←Rate | 10-10-2010 14:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon A good solution can be successfully applied to almost any problem.
←Rate | 10-19-2010 02:32 by PL Comments (0)  



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