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   messageicon Let’s just call a vacation what it is: the opportunity to live like an alcoholic for a little while.
←Rate | 05-22-2025 12:05 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The least the anonymous GaryKoenig can do is serve everyone a glass of water with his dry jokes.
←Rate | 05-22-2025 07:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Basketball is like the weather. With either, things can change within a few minutes.
←Rate | 05-22-2025 07:00 by FezzeeLarry Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tequila probably won’t fix your problems, but it’s worth a shot.
←Rate | 05-22-2025 04:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Who just announced their ultimate final 'The Song is Over' tour. Right,....WE WON'T BE FOOLED AGAIN !
←Rate | 05-21-2025 17:37 by AnyMajorDude Comments (0)  


   messageicon I’m going to start a Metal band and only sing about things that make me rage, like when a spatula gets stuck in a drawer and I can’t open it
←Rate | 05-21-2025 05:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know you're too drunk to drive when you swerve to miss a tree, and then realize it was just your air freshener hanging from the rear view mirror
←Rate | 05-21-2025 05:55 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why doesn't Maury just do the show from backstage? All the women run back there when they find out that none of the 23 guys they tested are her baby daddy.
←Rate | 05-21-2025 05:54 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don’t worry if you had a bad day, please remember there are people who have their ex’s name tattooed.
←Rate | 05-21-2025 05:54 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Summer is just around the corner. I can tell because the UPS guy asked me to put sun block on his legs.
←Rate | 05-21-2025 05:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sure I have my doubts, but Bigfoot doesn’t have any pictures of me either.
←Rate | 05-21-2025 05:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would still be in paradise because they would have ignored the apple and eaten the darn snake.
←Rate | 05-21-2025 05:52 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'd believe the asshole if he claimed his address was 6969 Bendover Ave.
←Rate | 05-20-2025 22:04 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Here you go moron! 400 Oak Ave, St Charles, MO 63301
←Rate | 05-20-2025 14:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Your home address. Not the address where you give out government assisted blow jobs. Poosy.
←Rate | 05-20-2025 11:05 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You want my address? Here it is! 1781 Zumbehl Road St Charles Missouri!
←Rate | 05-19-2025 18:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon See? The shrinking violet with the challenge wussied out. (No surprise. The sack of pus hasn't been out of mommy's basement in years.)
←Rate | 05-19-2025 14:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nah I'm going to let you guys figure that out for yourselves since you all seem like smart people. I'll be waiting so come and get me pussies!
←Rate | 05-19-2025 13:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon PS. Saying it your face and doing it in person is the same thing, you redundant asshole.
←Rate | 05-19-2025 12:45 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'll gladly insult you to your face. Post your address pu$$y. (Watch... he won't. )
←Rate | 05-19-2025 12:44 Comments (0)  



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