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   messageicon No, there is no indication that the current Kentucky Governor, Andy Beshear, has removed or gotten rid of tornado sirens. In fact, Kentucky emergency officials emphasize that sirens are a vital part of the warning system, particularly for those outside in
←Rate | 05-24-2025 19:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Q. What do men want in a woman? A. XX chromosomes.
←Rate | 05-24-2025 13:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Meteorologists said Kentucky offices were staffed and issuing alerts ahead of the severe weather in Pulaski and Laurel counties. Gov. Beshear confirmed that in a news conference on Saturday.
←Rate | 05-24-2025 09:45 Comments (0)  


   messageicon He's never won against a man. Lolllllll
←Rate | 05-24-2025 03:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm still glad kamala lost.
←Rate | 05-23-2025 19:23 by Boohoodemocrats Comments (0)  


   messageicon He won Kentucky by 26 points then immediately disabled their tornado warning systems, leading to 18 deaths. Hahahahaha. As someone who doesn't live there, in that country I mean, I find news like this very, very entertaining and funny πŸ˜‚
←Rate | 05-23-2025 17:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon He won Kentucky by 26 points then immediately disabled their tornado warning systems, leading to 18 deaths. Hahahahaha. As someone who doesn't live there, in that country I mean, I finally news like this very, very entertaining and funny πŸ˜‚
←Rate | 05-23-2025 17:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My name is Gary Koenig and I'm the king of lame comedy!!!
←Rate | 05-23-2025 16:33 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  


   messageicon It took me 2 seconds, Yoda.
←Rate | 05-23-2025 12:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have a pervert for a Dentist.....I mentioned to him that "I'd rather get pregnant than have a tooth filled !" My Dentist replied, "Decide now so I can adjust the chair accordingly
←Rate | 05-23-2025 06:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ooh Yoda! And did it really take you all day to come up with that insult?
←Rate | 05-22-2025 21:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Flat Earth Society has members all around the globe.
←Rate | 05-22-2025 20:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon With 2-in-1 Shampoo and Conditioner, how does the shampoo know to go first?
←Rate | 05-22-2025 19:16 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Yoda: You're going to need more than just a glass of water to wash away all your ignorance. In fact, you're going to need a whole ocean to wash away the crap you're so full of.
←Rate | 05-22-2025 19:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Coors Light is like making love in a canoe. It's f--k-ng close to water.
←Rate | 05-22-2025 19:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You're going to need more than just a glass of water to wash away all your ignorance. In fact, you're going to need a whole ocean to wash away the crap you're so full of.
←Rate | 05-22-2025 12:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
←Rate | 05-22-2025 12:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Let’s just call a vacation what it is: the opportunity to live like an alcoholic for a little while.
←Rate | 05-22-2025 12:05 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The least the anonymous GaryKoenig can do is serve everyone a glass of water with his dry jokes.
←Rate | 05-22-2025 07:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Basketball is like the weather. With either, things can change within a few minutes.
←Rate | 05-22-2025 07:00 by FezzeeLarry Comments (0)  



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