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   messageicon I wish someone wanted to hang out just to get to know me as a person. It's like they only want what they see in a picture or a post. I want someone to see ME. Who I am.
←Rate | 10-08-2021 07:41 by Michela-Fodz-Latte Comments (0)  


   messageicon If this guy making my damn sandwich goes as a sloth for Halloween I guarantee he will nail it!!
←Rate | 10-07-2021 17:57 Comments (0)  


   messageicon This year when I set my clock back, I'm setting it back to 1776. Back when the USA had balls and females didnt
←Rate | 10-07-2021 16:09 by Dynamos83 Comments (0)  


   messageicon According to this bathroom stall, Yo mama changed her number again.
←Rate | 10-07-2021 15:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you don’t want my help disciplining your little brats then I don’t want more of my tax dollars used to help educate them.
←Rate | 10-06-2021 16:37 by Cornwallace Comments (0)  


   messageicon What makes you so special when you're convinced that Bill Gates installed a tracking chip in you and is monitoring you 24/7?
←Rate | 10-06-2021 15:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The first time I ever removed my clothes in front of a woman, she smiled and said it reminded her of an old song. "I asked, "Let It All Hang Out?" She said, "No. The Itsy Bitsy Spider."
←Rate | 10-06-2021 14:41 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ever have one of those days where you pull a leaf off a tree branch and the whole tree falls on you , that's me today
←Rate | 10-06-2021 14:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You’d think people would be more understanding it’s my first day as a tattoo artist.
←Rate | 10-06-2021 10:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook was removed for violating Facebook community standards.
←Rate | 10-06-2021 07:25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon that's pathetic: that the iphone 13 is identical to it's previous models but only give us a better battery life. Sad part is people fall for apple laziness
←Rate | 10-05-2021 20:59 by @bigdom4life Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hopefully, if there's any justice in the world, Zuckerberg will be seeing some jail time. What goes around, comes around, eh Zuck?
←Rate | 10-05-2021 17:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Because of Facebook, I paid my internet bill early.
←Rate | 10-05-2021 13:50 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The wall should have been built before the pilgrims came to this land.
←Rate | 10-05-2021 13:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook stopped working so some of y’all can get on Indeed.
←Rate | 10-05-2021 12:32 by @svaldez187 Comments (0)  


   messageicon This is what happens when you order a president through the mail.
←Rate | 10-05-2021 02:57 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today on the History Channel: The world went crazy because...social media went missing for a few hours and they ended up getting work done...watch the devastating 5 part series saga
←Rate | 10-04-2021 21:20 by @bigdom4life Comments (0)  


   messageicon Looks like facebook put itself in facebook jail
←Rate | 10-04-2021 20:22 by Cyndi Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook went down on millions of users and all I can say is, You Whore!
←Rate | 10-04-2021 19:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know how they throw the ball into the crowd after they win the game? That's not allowed in bowling. I know that now.
←Rate | 10-04-2021 18:45 by XOXO Comments (0)  



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